Furniture Assembly

You bought it. We'll build it.

Flat-pack furniture is brilliant for shipping and pricing — and miserable to assemble after a long week. Diagrams that don't match the actual hardware. Tiny screws that strip if you breathe on them wrong. Doors that won't align. Drawer slides that fight you. We do this all day. We'll have it standing in a fraction of the time it would take you, with everything aligned, level, and tightened to spec.

What we assemble

• Beds: platform beds, storage beds, bunk beds, lofts, headboards, footboards, slats.
• Dressers and chests: all sizes, all drawer counts, with proper alignment.
• Wardrobes and armoires: including PAX systems and similar modular wardrobes.
• Bookshelves and shelving units: Billy, Kallax, free-standing, modular.
• Desks: standing desks (manual and electric), L-shapes, executive desks, gaming setups.
• Office chairs: task chairs, gaming chairs, ergonomic chairs.
• Dining tables: trestles, pedestals, extension tables.
• Dining chairs and benches.
• Sofas and sectionals: modular configurations, recliners.
• Cribs and changing tables: all major brands, assembled per safety specs.
• Entertainment centers and TV stands.
• Outdoor furniture: patio sets, gazebos, pergolas (smaller).
• Gym equipment: treadmills, ellipticals, smith machines, racks, weight benches.
• Storage and organization: closet systems, garage shelving, pantry organizers.
• Kids' furniture: play structures, kitchens, slides, tables.

How we price

• Flat-rate per piece — based on size and complexity. Quoted before we start.
• Bulk discount on 3+ items in the same visit (very common with new-home moves).
• Express same-day or next-day service available for urgency at a slight premium.

What we handle that DIYers struggle with

• Door alignment — getting cabinet doors to sit flush and level.
• Drawer slide adjustment — drawers that don't close or that bind.
• Hardware identification — when bags of screws aren't labeled, we know which ones go where.
• Stripped screw recovery — common with cheaper hardware.
• Wall anchoring — most tall furniture needs anti-tip anchors. We always install them, especially in homes with kids.
• Squaring and leveling — many pieces look fine until you put weight on them, then they sag or wobble.

What we provide

• All tools (we don't need yours).
• Anti-tip wall anchors at no extra charge for tall furniture.
• Cardboard breakdown and disposal at the end (we leave clean — you're not stuck with a mountain of boxes).

Items we typically can't finish in 60 minutes

• Murphy beds and wall beds — 2-4 hours, often need anchoring expertise.
• Large modular wardrobes (full PAX walls) — half-day or full-day jobs.
• Bunk beds with stairs/storage — 90+ minutes.
• Very large home gyms — full assembly day.

We'll quote these accurately upfront so there are no surprises.

Items we won't assemble

Some items are best left to specialty installers — pool tables (need professional leveling and felt installation), complex outdoor structures (large pergolas, sheds beyond a basic kit), trampolines over a certain size. We'll tell you and refer accordingly.